Hey, something’s wrong here

I took a look at the surrounding high-rise residential buildings and lots of trees. The surrounding environment is elegant, and ladies and ladies are walking their dogs in an endless stream … It seems that Zhong Yi lives in the community!
I’m a little excited to come here once, and Zhong Yi brought me here. I can’t remember where it is now. Should I go to Zhong Yi’s house to see if she is at home?
I thought about it. I came to Zhong Yi’s house with my second memory. This should be the right building. I took the side door of the community. I remember that Zhong Yi’s house was the first building on the right hand side at the end of the door.
Then the sixth floor, I remember.
I put my ear to the door to hear if there was any movement inside.
I haven’t heard anything for a long time, and the cat’s eye has to knock outside.
I tapped twice and said, "Zhong Yi? Are you at home? "
Master response
"Bang bang! Zhong Yi! Are you there? " I knocked at the door a little louder.
Door or person answer?
The "Didi" door seems to be burning with water.
My heart a joy knocking at the door is heavier "Zhong Yi? ! Zhong Yi! ! I know you can’t go wrong in there. Your water burned your shutter! ！”
"The shutter! ! I am Wang Tong! "
"Come on! ! I miss you! ！”
"You don’t door I sleep at your door tonight? ！”
"Zhong Yi? ！”
"I know you have difficulties! ! But you closed the door first! I can understand! "
……
Quiet, I’m tired of knocking, panting at the door.
Mom, why is nothing happening? Did I hear you wrong just now?
So I quietly stood at the door with my ear against the door, waiting for the movement inside like a thief.
An hour passed and the door still didn’t ring.
"alas"
I sighed at the luggage building.
At that time, I didn’t know that someone had knocked on the door after I left.
A thick black hair draped in a pure white close-fitting lace pajamas, like a tender couple, arms and legs exposed like jade, weak willows and gentle winds, and big tears of standing beans plopped away.
……
"oh, my god."
It’s already 12 noon, and people are much closer. I can’t even stop a bus on the road.
It’s really early to wear cotton-padded jacket and gauze at noon, eat watermelon around the stove, and freeze into dogs. At noon, everyone has everything, and it’s spring when people wearing cotton-padded jackets and vests look at each other.
Mom, I just peed on the train four hours ago, and now I’m hungry, tired and in a hurry.
Anyway, let’s find a convenient place first.
When I looked around, I found a shabby signboard, a simple and shabby Internet cafe outside the door.
I looked up at "Jin Xin Internet Cafe"
Other Internet cafes are all written with the words "Top-level high allocation and tone setting".
The door of this internet cafe is impressively written with four characters: "There is a toilet".
I grinned, which was to my liking.
So I dragged my luggage and walked towards the Internet cafe.
As soon as I pushed the door and entered, a huge smell of smoke came to my nostrils. The Internet cafe was so smoky that it was killing me.
I frowned and quickly lit a cigarette to cross-infect one and then said to the boss at the counter next to me, "Where is the boss’s toilet?"
The boss is a middle-aged uncle who looks up lazily and looks at me, then points to the end.
I looked at the front and there was a toilet covered with red cloth.
When I lifted the red cloth, I immediately urinated.
Then I whistled easily and came out with my belt.
At this time, I found that this Internet cafe is a completely black Internet cafe.
Internet cafes are unsightly, and the internet is full of junior high school students.
I was just about to go out with my luggage, but I saw an old man dressed in rags leaning against the back of a junior high school chair, smiling and looking down at the junior high school students who were absorbed in it, saying, "Hee hee is dead again?"
Who knows that the junior high school student was more angry than I was, so he didn’t take the keyboard as a keyboard and slammed it and said, "Is it you again? ! What are you arguing about? It’ s your BB when you die! "
The tattered old man was not angry and then smiled. "I copied a LOL exclusive secret by myself the other day. If you bought my bag, I copied all your diamonds by hand, and there is such a copy in this world!" It’s up to you to save the LOL environment by bullying young and old Xian Yi handsome boys! "
The junior high school students turned to stare at the old man and said, "I depend on your mother to pull a stink. Get out of here faster than fooling people here every day!" Are you selling the Tathagata’s palm? Stupid than I don’t hit the old man and get out! "
Then the junior high school student took out a scattered smoke point from his pocket and looked at the poor old man angrily.
The poor old man smiled bitterly and shook his head. He left the junior high school student’s seat and continued to glance left and right looking for the goal.
At this time, the old man saw my eyes and quickly came over and said to me, "Oh, dear! This handsome boy, when I look at your extraordinary bearing and full forehead, I see that I counted the rich yesterday. I wonder if you play League of Legends, handsome boy? I have a good secret here to read. It will guarantee that you will abuse all diamond kings! "
The old man’s mouth is full of smoked teeth, his eyes have not been cleaned yet, and his face is dirty at the moment. He is smiling obsequiously and can’t say anything disgusting.
But this old man is really interesting. This tone of voice is very similar to that when I fooled Aishi’s sister! But he’s really unlucky. He fooled me.
I nodded and said, "I’m calling LOL. I don’t know what can I do for you, old man?"
The old man’s eyes narrowed and he smiled like a bright chrysanthemum and said with joy, "Oh, you’re right. Look at me."
I looked down at the old man and mysteriously pulled out a small blue face with a very historical flavor, which read "LOL Zun Mi Ji"
"Look at this again!" Then the old man pointed to the left corner and wrote the word "top secret" in small letters.